Country Dictionary

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

score boner

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

Twin Beeve

The beef sticks you get in a vending machine, normally comes in a two pack.

Ken stole the twin beeves from under the sombrero. So Matt had to go to the vending machine to restock the twin beeves.