Country Dictionary

assplaycation

When you’ve finally shown your sig o that anal sex is a good time, and you spend the weekend carousing around brown town

“Sore vagina? Assplaycation?”

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

mario twins

See Super wordmarioword

Shiggity shiggity Shwa. I just got the the Mario twins game.

microsplanch

See wordMicrosoftword

I microsplanch develops an Operatings System called Windows.

Zelda

a) A series of games made by Nintendo. Possibly the best games that Nintendo has ever come out with.
b) The hoebag princess from The Legend of Zelda series that does absolutely nothing and screams a lot.

a) "Dude, I, like, totally beat the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time yesterday."
b) "Dude, that Zelda's, like, so a hoebag."

Booyah

Exclamation of supportive comaradary by the U.S. Marine Corps: It comes from the word bouillon, which is a broth made from the cooking of chicken bones (opponents).

James Blake just beat Raphael Nadal in the 2005 U.S. Open,
Booyah!