Country Dictionary

A word to replace the f word

*someone drops his ice cream* you say OH FLIP

When you laugh this is the sound you make

He laughed "hahahahahahaha"

Something you do when someone is doing something really dumb

*smacks head* 🤦

You need to go to the bathroom.

I NEED TO GO ACCESS

All the letters on the keyboard in order Also is the result of pure boredom

I was so bored so I typed "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

You are not allowed to do this.

*New Jersy Governor* No of topic questions You have been stopped Access Denied

When someones bang their head on the keyboard.

He banged his head on the keyboard in frustration with his essay. What typed out was dfmdskldfnsjdkzgjrezhnsfgkjwedsnjkgrnsdjkngtkfewjskfjg