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Lactophogus

A small extra stomach that exists in all genders except the cis-male. It is located between the spleen and the appendix. It’s purpose is to allow the individual to order and consume desert when already stating, and believing, they were full.

Dad: “What do you mean you want the ice cream flight? You just said we ordered too much food.” Daughter: “I told you before, I have an extra stomach made only for desert.” Waitress: “That’s correct, it’s called a Lactophogus. I and all my daughters have one.”

by KSLeo December 13, 2023

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 08, 2020