A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fat child who keeps breaking the mcdonalds ice cream machine. When you smell a warm rotting cheese it means that hakem is near you. Be careful to not go close to it because it may spread autism and aids to you. The large amount of fat can suck you in like a black hole.
friend: "Who was that autistic fuck you were talking to?"
you: "hakem"
friend: "thats fucking disgusting"
A socially fucked person. They usually have many friends online that they don't know. If you are mean to him/her he will complain then masturbate in the corner alone.
A kid in my english class is a robinet
A literal walking obtuse triangle with 25 percent of the mental capacity of that of a sea sponge paired with the attitude of a sloth.
Friend: Who was that you were talking to?
Me: Her? Oh that was Adrian.
Friend: Who?
Me: So think of a sea sponge that crossed with a sloth and you would end up with that abomination.
Friend: Oh, I see.