A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP." Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine." *(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying) Person 2: AP! Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment. Person 2: And please, Mr. President.