Country Dictionary

Faggatronic

Something which, at its essence, exhibits faggotry or fagonics. Pertaining to or containing the characteristics of a fag

Damn birds, this is the seventh time they pooped on my ear, this morning. Can my day get any more faggatronic?

Fagalicious

Something which is so faggatronic that it's delicious.

Your plan is not just devious, it's fagalicious. I love it.

double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

Faggotry

Faggotry is the practice of any action which could lead to being labeled a fag.

At the supermarket I decided to do some faggotry and flashed the the butcher and two cooks.

Fagonics

Fagonics is the general study of fags, faggotry and all things fagalicious or fagacious.

I majored in fagonics.