Country Dictionary

Bajillion

A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.

That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.

Omnom

Om.nom (ahm-nahm)
1. v. To enthusiastically munch.

2. n. That which you enjoy munching, or desire to munch. ex- Dude, gimme some omnoms!

1. I totally wanted to omnom some waffles this morning!
2. Dude, gimme some of your omnoms!

Gravity

The BANE on my existence

I had this great idea the other day, like I do every day, but damn gravity got in my way YET AGAIN. Just wait till I get this cast off! *shakes fist*

Gasmare

A dream or nightmare in which you have an orgasm.

Dude: I had a dream about Kaite last night. Yeah, we fucked and I nutted all over her face.
Dude's friend: Haha, like that would ever happen
Dude (downcast): Yeah.. it was just a gasmare.