Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara April 01, 2003

Skans and Smeel

Birthed by mispelled words, Skans and Smeel were originally Skank and Smell. Smeel is the name of a female dancing leprachuan, and Skans is the name of an old school meets new school lady of the night. Both are feminine, and were created in Ray-town Wisconsin by me and my two friends. Both words also include that the people dubbed are also extremely glompable to you at least.

Me: Yo Smeel.
Smeel: *Does a jig* Hi! Is that Skans?
Me: Yep. Hey Skans!
Skans: I told you not to call me that! *kicks me*
Me: Ow...you two are mean...but so glompable *glomps Smeel and Skans*

by Kara October 04, 2004

crotch turkey

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

by Kara October 20, 2003

sklee

an albino space monkey.
a hardcore party animal

snap!is that sklee?!wow, i heared those are really rare!
that dude is such a sklee!

by Kara February 08, 2005

potomac, churchill highschool

Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.

jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,

by Kara February 23, 2005

xara

(spanish origin) type of butterfly or love

I want that xara.
that xara's amzing.

by Kara February 08, 2005

def

abreviation for the word definately, usually used by kids who are either way cool, or way lame.

the only way to pull of using the term "def" is to be the first one around to use it. if you're just copying someone, people might think you're lame.

Kara asked if the new guy was cute.
Emily repiled, "Oh most def! He's soo hot!"

by Kara April 25, 2005