A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.
Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.
Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.
Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.