A fork of Rural Dictionary
Discriminating against someone’s scrotum!
No one took Duva seriously because of his extremely long scrotum. Total disscrotination!
To procrastinate by utilising snapchat and avoid uncomfortable situations or work usually essay writing!
I wish Jay would stop snapcrastinating about her uni essay it could have been done 20 bunny pics ago!
When you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement!
Cementosis when you can’t tell the difference between concrete or cement! I.e. when are you pouring the cement? Don’t you mean concrete- whatever I am nurse not a concreter, can you do CPR?
When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice
Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!
Someone who is a bit more than a dickhead but not quite a fuckwit.
Birkin your magic washing basket has not broken, it needs to make it to the laundry before the house fairy washes the clothes Dickwit.
Some one that is both disgusting and disgraceful.
Brenno your disgrusting that fart was unnecessary, pretty sure you followed through.