A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.
Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe......... Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...
Anything that is considered unexpected.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!! Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)
A condition that was caused by a song that is considered addictive.
Guy 1: I have a earworm! Guy 2: Then what song causes it? Guy 1: 🎵 Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down🎵 Guy 2: OH FU--
An attempt to hide hide the truth or the person's true colors.
Guy 1: TELL IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Guy 2: I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy 1: STOP PLAYING DUMB, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.
Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us! Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us! Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?! Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them! One day later.... Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!! All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!! Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one of the main characters of every Urban Dictionary definitions alongside Guy 2 .
Guy 1 & 2: The main characters of the definitions Guy 3: The deuteragonist of the definitions Guy 4: The tritagonist of the definitions Everyone else: The cameos of the definitions
Someone who's been bragging around.
Guy 1: Hey! I just got ranked 1st at everything in my entire life. Guy 2: You're just a bragger, who's greedy wanted to be far more superior, who turned out to be a perfectionist playing favorites and go touch grass.