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jocks

people who will mess with you in a crowd but wont do shit. just embarrass them once and they'll leave you alone for good. The true pussies of society, really stupid a lot of the time so there easy victims when it comes to crime, need to enjoy high school because life's going to butt fuck them soon enough.

jock 1. dude i am going to fuck with that dude with long hair and the slayer shirt over (aka metal head). jock 2. yeah do it he seems like a easy target. jock 1. hey pussy give me your wallet. metal head. pulls out razor hidden in sleeve at cuts jock 1. metal head. what did you just learn? give me your wallet pussy and never fucking let me see your face or i cut you up so bad your own mom wont recognize you. jock 1. Shits pants drops wallet and runs jock 2. also Shits self and runs. jocks are all dick suckers

by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010

jocks

Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.

Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?

by Linton November 06, 2003

jocks

(UK) jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team. they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics. they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent. music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000 jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!

teacher: who wants to aspire to anything in later life *most put their hands up* teacher: OK then, who does not know what aspire means *jocks put their hands up and then go back to texting*

by spethy1 July 13, 2010

jocks

Opposite of nerd. Nerds can't be jocks and vice versa, since jocks usually have little or no interest in books and nerds have little or no interest in gyms.

-Dude, have you ever saw Erik Everhard face ? Nah. Who's that ? He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"

by Alastis March 25, 2006

jocks

guys underwear. my maths techer's nickname. (jock).

Get yer hand outta me jocks

by HA. January 22, 2004

Jock Jock

A radio host who talks about sports.

Caller: Oh, yeah LeBron is something. By the way, what do you think about Joe Biden? Jock Jock: What team does he play for?

by longtimecaller July 10, 2010

Jock

To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.

Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.

by Shitcock June 06, 2004