A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position
I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do