A fork of Rural Dictionary
After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.
Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night. Logan: L
A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot. i.e. Walmart, Target Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave? Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.
A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.
Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night. Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.
A universal word that can be used in almost any situation, describing anything it needs to.
Austin: That kid looks skymp dimmy as fuck. Karsten: Im gonna skymp dimmy your mom if you don’t shut the fuck up.