A fork of Rural Dictionary
you, me, and that guy in your closet-
Bro1 and Bro2 were hanging in Bro2's room Bro1 “want to know something about me? “ Bro2 “No- “ Bro1 “Me and Bro69420 were-what the fuc-bro theirs a man outside your window “ Bro2 “ I live on the 8th floor... “ Bro1 and bro2 “.....凸 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)凸 go away vish
The oldest man in the universe, even older than the numbers of pie.
-googles oldest man on earth- bro1-YOOOO BRO CHECK THIS OUTTTT- bro2-WHAT BRO,WOW- bro1-SHEEEESSSHHH HE NAMED -AHEM-Phillip Watson-BUT NAMED Philza ONLINE AND HES OLDER THAN PIE AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS- bro2-I detestation mathematics- bro1-what?OH BUT ANYWAYS HE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOOO- bro2-NAWW BRUH HE THE CEO OF OLD AND MINECRAFT- bro1-HES LIVE ON THIS THING CALLED TWITCH- bro2-OOOOOO LETS SIGN UP-wait...- bro1-wait what? bro2-were 12 years old, we need to be 13 to make a account- bro1-sadge cus no Philza