A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun: the unfortunate physical aftermath of a night at McDonald's eating chicken McNuggets or any other greasy/oily/cheesy fast food.
"Whew," said the strange man pointing to the men's restroom, "do not go in there, dude-- mcsplosion." Mcsplosions are a leading cause of US emergency room admissions and have even contributed to the further destabilization of the San Anreas fault.
noun: A pedestrian route chosen for its warmth, rather than because it makes the pedestrian's trip shorter. Warmcuts can be taken in an urban area, usually through a department store or office building that spans an entire city block, for the specific purpose of avoiding the cold weather outside.
On the way to my annual winter lunch with Pierpont, I took a warmcut through the County Services building.
noun: the practice of yoga by dogs. origin: elision of the words "dog" and "yoga". The trend reportedly started in New York, where humans and their canines attend classes to meditate and stretch together on mats. Dogs who practice yoga are called a "dogis."
doga instructor: Rex, you need more uplift in your upavishta konasana. Rex: woof
Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else. from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.
student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team? student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind. student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!
FUSSDIRAG noun: an acronym which stands for "Former United States Supported Dictator Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide." The term FUSSDIRAG was coined by Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," January 8th, 2007.
FUSSDIRAGs include Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Augusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, Efrain Rios Montt, Charles Taylor, and Haji Mohammad Suharto among many others. "Now that Saddam has been executed, we're running low on FUSSDIRAGs"
Noun: The opposite of "mea culpa," Latin for an act or omission that is "my fault". A "you-a-culpa" is an act or omission that is all YOUR fault and not at all MY fault. Usually associated with a complex situation where the appropriate person or persons to blame is open to dispute.
When the house fell down shortly after contruction, all the you-a-culpas started flying. Don't start with the you-a-culpas, man. I know you're the one who wrecked my transmission!
Noun: (i) A dupe who falls hook, bobber and pole for the paradoxical utterances of George W. Bush; (ii) a person who blindly and unhestitatingly accepts political and moral "truths" as concocted and served up by the Bush Administration; (iii) one who appreciates warmongers and is willing to facilitate WWIII. Bushbots believe: 1. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. 2. Jesus loves Bush and his -bots, but hates homosexuals and the Clintons. 3. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush decided to fulfill the neocons' wet-dream of taking over Iraq. 4. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. 5. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. 6. A good way to make our country "strong" is to bankrupt it and weaken the middle class.
Bush: Let's clone up some more bushbots! Bushbot: But cloning is immoral. Bush: So? Bushbot: Oh, I see your point.