Country Dictionary

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doggles

noun: canine protective eyewear origin: elision of the words "dog" and "goggles"

Fido's colorful bandana and jaunty doggles assured us of his continued status as gayest dog on the beach.

by KatieOh! September 18, 2006

Nine-Eleventy

An emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pronouncement of impending national doom, with such pronouncements often coinciding with upcoming elections and/or with recently published polling data reflecting ever-diminishing popularity ratings of the Nine-Eleventy "decider".

"Some critics claim that when the government's in trouble they get all Nine-Eleventy up in this bitch." Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)

by KatieOh! July 05, 2006

colbertian

adjective--a state of cocksure audacity, brilliantly brash and of breathtakingly behemothic gonadal proportion. Origin-- This word was coined following Stephen Colbert's perfomance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner, April 29, 2006, where Mr. Colbert, using brilliant wit and biting satire, had the courage to prove that Emperor George Bush had no clothes and that the entire Washington press corp was asleep at the switch. Mr. Colbert's demonstration of testicular fortitude-- his brazen display of juevos grandes-- has certainly earned him the right to his own English language adjective. COLBERTIAN

His perfomance last night was not just stunning, one could only call it colbertian! With colbertian vigor, we lifted the yoke of oppression and retook the great land that once was ours.

by KatieOh! May 01, 2006