A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?" Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday." Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
A gift usually given around Christmas or birthdays, to a single friend. Consists of lacy panties, matching bra, and flirty thigh high socks (optional) all bundled inside a wine bag in hopes of helping her luck in getting a boyfriend.
Girl 1: My best friend has really been bummed since her boyfriend dumped her. Girl 2: Maybe you should make her a Get a boyfriend bag.
A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
1: Woman:"What's wrong?" Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed." 2: Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?" Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"