A fork of Rural Dictionary
(1) Fear of being kidnapped by a -princess- pirate girl. (2) Fear of there being a fourth piece of the Triforce.
AAH! MY SISTER WAS TAKEN BY A GIANT BIRD BUT ALL I CARE ABOUT IS NOT ENDING UP PIRATE FOOD! What? There's no fourth Triforce! That would be a TETRAFORCE! I HAVE SEVERE TETRAPHOBIA!