Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pancake Papii

A soundcloud rapper with extremely vulgar lyrics.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard the new Pancake Papii song?"
Person 2: "No, I don't listen to that inappropriate music."
Person 1: "wow, okay pussy."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Cog

A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.

Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?

by Kebi69 March 16, 2017

Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Human Twinkie

The act of cumming into someone's ass during anal intercourse. Similar to the way a Twinkie is filled with cream.

Person 1: "I was pounding this bitch last night, I gave made her a human twinkie!"
Person 2: "gross."

by Kebi69 April 18, 2017

prison enema

Prison slang for when a man pees into another man's ass during anal intercourse.

Prisoner 1: Hey did you see Big CJ give the new guy the prison enema last night?
Prisoner 2: Oh shit, really? That must've hurt.

by Kebi69 April 10, 2017