Country Dictionary

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

chav

council house adolescent vermin

you dirty little chav, i bet you lost your virginity when you were 10

sput

A heavily processed type of cannabis. The cannabis is put through a sieve, so only the pollen comes out, then water is added and it is baked. Many marijuana users find this harsh tasting and prefer natural cannabis

Only scallies smoke sput