Country Dictionary

gtsitlfts

GO TO SLEEP ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS SH*T

GTSITLFTS randy stop sending me memes at 2 am

Log onto Vom.com

Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"

"Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom.com"

aftitude

Similar to Attitude but way cooler! It mean YOU are in charge, YOU get to choose what type of day and life you lead.

She had a good aftitude for life!