Country Dictionary

Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.

Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....

Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

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