A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A tiny penis or meat-stick
She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"
n. An eyebrow created from Clam pubes.
The act of a dumbass chick gluing the shaven pubes removed from her clam to add volume to her eyebrows, thus creating the clambrow. This can also be used in an emergency instead of that same dumbass chick trying to unevenly paint fake ones on since that always looks really great.
She took the pubes from her clam to create a terrific clambrow.
The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!
He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!