Country Dictionary

Hwat

The most acceptable way to express confusion. other similar words include: Hwy? Hwow! Hwo? Hwen? I other words only an absolute * Kyle * would know to use the word hwat

Johnny: do you like steve cheese? Kyle: Hwat? Johnny: Hwat the fuck is up Kyle?! Kyle: the sky Kyle: I don't want to get political, but hwat is cheese? Johnny: hwat do you think?? STEVE CHEESE?

Deacy

When something deserves respect for being so... well special.

A: dude my brother just fucked my pillow B: :deacy: C: :deacy: A: :deacy: B: damn what a deacy moment

Pulling an art

Putting random shit in the wrong places. Normally used on certain godly discord servers.

A: *puts shoes in the oven* B: aw man why’re you pulling an art? A: that’s not the right usage of such a godly phrase!

Headbangy

When you’re listening to music and you want to headbang.

A: bro I’m listening to music rn but it’s 2:00 am B: oh cool so you can fall asleep? A: fuck no! I’m listening to some headbangy shit! B: gotcha

Coke bottle

When your man is too much of a pussy to let her see his small dick. He decides to shove a coke bottle down your throat while he holds your head.

A: hey man what happened last night? B: uhm... nothing A: oh I see. You pulled a coke bottle.