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A board game that teaches you how to be a dick
John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry!
Harry: damn it!!!
Tony: it smells so bad in here
Jeremy: hi
Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating?
Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate
Tony: oh cool! Can I have some?
Jeremy: uhhh no
Tony: Please I’ll give you $10
Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo!
Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!
A place where a kid can be a kid
Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!
An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over
After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island
Looking up definitions on urban dictionary
What you’re doing right now is procrastination