A fork of Rural Dictionary
A board game that teaches you how to be a dick
John: ok I got a three! (While moving the pawn) One, two, (knocks over the other pawn) Sorry! Harry: damn it!!!
Tony: it smells so bad in here Jeremy: hi Tony: oh hey Jeremy what are you eating? Jeremy: uhhh... chocolate Tony: oh cool! Can I have some? Jeremy: uhhh no Tony: Please I’ll give you $10 Jeremy: uhhhh ffffine hhhhere yyyou gggo! Tony: EWW THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE!!!
A place where a kid can be a kid
Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid. Daddy: fine Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!
An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over
After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island
The key word to asking out a girl
Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me? Girl: YES!!!