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.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

A dumbass who should REALY get a life

Angry Dude#1:"Dude, ur such a loser!"
Angry Dude#2: "Yer man, wtf's wrong with you"
Sad Dude: "Im Majic....man"

Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Abbreviation for mother fucker

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."

Kimmy and now Aussie slang for Melissa

Dude#1: "Yo, Dat Melissa has it goin on"
Dude#2: "No.....
....*MELLA* has it goin on"

The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!

'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'