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when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck

im going to go have sex in the toilet

to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.

"I got fucked, John." "Realy, by who?" "Stupid question pussyhole. It was us." "Yes, sex babe."

its like math you add the bed ; subtract the close and divide the legs and hope you dont multiply

are you ever going to have sex with me or are you just going to masterbate

The hottest thing known to man kind

10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!

Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.

Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.

the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels: to fuck to be fucked to be porked to stuff the turkey to get laid to be bred to breed to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused to hump the honey to trumpet the clarinet to ride the saddle to suck off, or to be sucked to make love to inseminate to ejaculate to knock the willy wonka into wonderland to jack off together to work out harder to relieve a bad day to pop the pussy to pop the asshole to lay some pipe to stuff the donut to physically express shit to yodel to moisten the sheets to moisten the carpet to moisten the bedsheets to hide the salami to pork your lover to booger the bed to slam to get slammed to dine in the Y to munch on the rug to slam the hen to shoot the sherbert to reporduce to bang to screw to burry the bone ... and many more.

i want to be fucked in thev pussy like they all say in sex Courtney "ohhhh really whell i want to fuck and be proked by you too sam"

To raise a number to the sixth power

2 squared is 4, 2 cubed is 8, and 2 sexed is 64. If you sex six, the result is 46656