A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Dirty Suzi is usually a married women with 3+ children, her husband won't touch her and the now hates peanut butter. But to define: A Dirty Suzi means that she will take any man inside her. Usually after just meeting him. All it takes is a hello to this attention deprived woman and you got yourself some easy but low quality trim.
Guy: Went out this weekend...passed a Dirty Suzi a napkin and she let me hit it in the back ally.
A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!