Country Dictionary

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furgot

another word for gay furries, can also be used as an alternative for the word faggot in general.

Dude 1: (walks into room) Hey, man, whatcha doing on the inter- OH GAWD
Dude 2: (is viewing furry porn) OH GOD DON'T LOOK

Dude: 1: WOAH DUDE YOU'RE A FURGOT OMG

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

Jack Out

Jacking off while hanging out with your bros

Danny: God, why can't I just hang out with my bros and jack out!?
Arin: I love to jack out with my bros!

by Kipst3r November 22, 2015

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013