A fork of Rural Dictionary
The chorus of coughs of co-workers in open plan offices.
Once the recycled air spreads peak saturation of an airborne virus in a workplace you can expect to hear the cacoughany begin.
The cacoughany can be heard far and wide across the 24th floor.
Matt is the maestro of coughs in the coughffice with Kieran taking a hack at the rhythm section.
Henry, the chief instigator lung operator brings his own unique breath of hot air.
No one applauds.
Fuck, if we can't all be healthy. Let's at least laugh about it.
When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.
Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.
When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.
Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.
Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.
A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.
Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.