A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you presumed from your dates photos* that he/she was skinny... and he/she turned out to be very large... *all of which were taken at the right angle to not really show his/her body.
Person 1: "How was your date bud?" Person 2: "I don't want to talk about it." Person 1: "Why?" Person 2: "She iceberged me :("