A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with? Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune. The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night? Man 2: What do you mean? Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper. Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.
Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?
When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look... Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period. Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do? Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.
Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet. Man 2: How do you mean? Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus. An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night? Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style . Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial? Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to. Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.