A fork of Rural Dictionary
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. Marshall: You really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!