A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone farts and it sounds like they either:
a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."
When someone farts and it sounds like they either:
a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."
A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.
Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.
When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.
"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"