Country Dictionary

there is no definition of murple, it is what it is

In a sentence: I thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big'ol murple!

Famous murples: Randy Jackson, Grimace(from McDonalds)

Fellow who is very knowledgeable on the subject of psychoactive substances. Becoming something of a celebrity among internet drug geeks.

I've been curious about kratom ever since I read Murple's paper on erowid.

The sound of a bloody Queef.....

That chick just let a Murple out, she better check her pad.

The swollen and expanded anal passage of an animal usually a dog before it defecates.

Our dog Cleo's murple was the size of a tennis ball before she shit on our neighbors lawn.

warm, fuzzy, happy, and otherwise right cause of another person

I feel murple when I am with Andrea.

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."

kinda like "purple" but more manly...
Manly pURPLE

my his shirt is a nice shade of murple, but its not gay cause its murple...