A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.
I don't have any fucks to give.
Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.
Good morning Sockboy. Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.
A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny. Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Don't be such an Uncle Cunty! I am Uncle Cunty!
Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the english language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.
Please Bozo, don't try and sneak in with the humans.
A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments. If left unattended may form SMEGMA, A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit. It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
Boy Cunt Crew is the name given to a group of badly behaved CB Radio operators who will go to any depths to cause disruption and mayhem on the local CB radio repeaters. They can often be found congregating together near water where they share freezer burnt sausages and out of date condiments whilst they plot their next round of bad behaviour. Their spiritual leader is Uncle Cunty.
Don't worry, its just the Boy Cunt Crew. The Boy Cunt Crew are up to their tricks again.