A fork of Rural Dictionary
The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something. Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck. The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today? Guy 2: nope. Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed. Guy 2: I give... zero fucks. *Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.
I don't have any fucks to give.
When a girl is strapped for cash and sells herself as a prostitute to earn the money she needs
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink? Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money! Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks! Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan! Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once! Jake : SLUT!!!
Used to describe people and things that one holds in high regard. Usually if something fucks, good chance it fucks hard - highest compliment implement in land
Example of a person who *fucks* = Bradley Cooper in A Star is Born Used in a sentence: Person 1: What kind of ice cream is that? Person 2: Cookie butter, it fucks, it fucks hard Person 1: What a review!
A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks" Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
An abbreviation of the term 'Fucking Sucks' Such as:
Ex. 1: Guy: Aw man dude, my date last night turned out to be a dude, and he raped me! Friend: Fucks to be you dude Ex. 2: Guy: Holy shit! The football game was canceled? This fucks!