A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic
"Wow, that was such a parker." "HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"
An artificial STD that is given to someone who is raped, and used to tease everyone, it is similar to rabies
"Sarah, the bus driver is such a pedophile, hes always staring at you, I bet he's gonna give you rapies."