Country Dictionary

Veggie

A wedgie performed on a female from the frontal position.

The Cobra Kai girl fight ended when Sam lifted Tori up by the front of her thong underwear, giving her a serious veggie

Tech~nada

A person who has little understanding or practical application of the mainstream device technology developed in the last decade.

"Fred could not connect his cell phone to wifi, he's such a tech~nada!

Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.