A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present. Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting, His 8 inches is presenting itself.
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" student: "dies of a heart attack"
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today? Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.