Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dalf

a beast that resides in the HUC...under the stairs... away from the light...waiting for her next victim

"Is DALF in her office?"
EVERYONE RUN!

by LC March 16, 2005

jelly

a nickname for someone named Kelly, who is a big whore, who thinks she's fat when she really isnt.

Jelly said, "I dont care who you are, if you make out with your best girl friend, you are a LESBIAN!"

jellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjelly

by LC January 29, 2005

poolbastardman

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.

"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."

by LC February 18, 2005

fuming dragon

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

by LC August 26, 2003

Milky

a gross, perverted, ugly, nosy, conceited, thick-skulled, big mouth, NASTY guy

Milky thinks that hairy people are good at sex.

by LC March 14, 2003

flowpy donger

a floppy dick

"He couldn't get it up... I'm talkin major flowpy donger"

by LC August 25, 2003

Tipdrill

A Hoe;a ugly hoe with a nice body.

I said it ain't no fun less we all get some I need a tipdrll, we need a tipdrill

by LC March 18, 2004