Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

celebrity mixers

See comedy mixers

She was a bit chunky and didn't want to put out. After tipping back a pint and a couple celebrity mixers, we shagged on her car -- she had her mechanic pull the ass print out of the hood a couple days later.

by Lee November 26, 2003

katy job

a very diry blow job, and slopy blowjob

Katy gave Lee a katy job

by Lee February 04, 2003

spirit

piece of crap car that has a major problem twice weekly circa 1990

Goddamn the spirit!

by Lee March 28, 2003

tasteball

An imaginary sport, such that one is not prepared for.

"It's time for tasteball"
"Oh crap, tasteball already?"

by Lee May 27, 2004

2.the war of lee and raul

One day the dumb nigger loving pussy lee was talking shit to the almighty mexican, so the mexican decided to do something about it. later lee came to the mexicans house and wanted to apologize and thats when the mexican struck lee and the face. lee started to cry and run off and ever since then lee has bowed down to the mexican.The mexican proved himself superior and everyone agreed even the tech teacher Mr. Simper.

lee also had sex with daniel feree

by lee March 13, 2005

999

1) 911 in England.
2) Crap TV show.

1) Quick, call 999!
2) Welcome to 999 Lifesavers with me, Michael Buerk.

by Lee October 16, 2003

perfect

a person who is good at everything

Liz is an example...as laura says

by lee May 13, 2004