Country Dictionary

Tranny

A guy who is a pussy, but also a huge dick.

Adam stood me up today he's such a tranny.

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Lady Gaga's birth name.

Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!

Friedman

The act of wrapping the male genitalia with rice and seaweed and eating it off, resembling sushi.

I feel like sushi, but I'm horny. Imma go get me a Friedman.

Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.