Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

stocker

stalker; one who stalks

Quills is a stocker.

by lizzy December 05, 2004

kaelin

Most awesome girl ever.

Kaelin Rhea is awesome.

by lizzy April 06, 2005

Leif Erikson

From the popular "Leif Erikson Day" Spongebob episode but meaning a cheap bottle of vodka; getting smashed and becoming very touchy with others; or hogging the limited and cheap alochol your group has

"I could only get some Leif Erikson for tonight's kickback"

"Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode."

"We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."

by Lizzy October 13, 2014

Donuts

Street slang for methadone

"Hey got any donuts?"

"Yeah son I got a whole dozen"

by Lizzy October 13, 2014

the faders

Some shitty band who think they're rock when in fact they're just another sugary pop band. When will this world learn?

One of them needs to die her roots, the other thinks she's "hardcore" with her red hair and I can't remember the other member. The music's shit!

by Lizzy March 12, 2005

haimes

To make a haimes of something = to mess something up

"This is a song that I made a total haimes of last night on TV"

by Lizzy April 08, 2005

miget

FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL midget!

Guy 1: See that guy? Hes a miget!
Guy 2: wtf is a miget?

by Lizzy October 11, 2003