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stalker

A stalker is someone who knows all about one person, yet the other person knows nothing about them. Stalkers find out their victim's phone number, address, family members' names and ages, etc. They follow them around school, try to listen in on their conversations, check their profile online, and make it their goal to find out as much information about their victim as possible. Stalkers are very creepy.

Jacob: UGH!!! It's that girl again! How does she find me everywhere!? Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.

by yesiamcrazy November 14, 2011

stalker

It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee. HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else. This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker. Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.

A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend. An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker. A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic. An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.

by Colin Robertson November 12, 2005

stalker

Someone who: 1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise. 2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.

Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side. Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank! Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009

stalker

Edward Cullen

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"

by FreddythePhisher December 10, 2009

stalker

a person who stalks.

Kim knows everything about me! she's such a stalker!

by xXjArInXx May 28, 2016

stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.

I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.

by Cobalt's Dad November 13, 2007

stalker

A creepy girl who is obsessed with someone to the point of insanity and you will always see them doing one of the followings, eg. hiding behinds wall, cars, bushes, shop.

I didn't really know why would there be people who stalk others until I became one. I was a stalker when I was in middle school. There was this guy whom I thought was really hot, handsome. He was attractive in so many ways so I decided to stalk him. I found at the his favourite place after school was at a shopping mall so I went there with my friends hoping to catch him hanging around there. A stalker would appear to be very creepy, they will be hiding behind walls, cars, and many places and the stalker would use many kinds of ways just to know where their victim live, their phone number and where they are going.

by xxthedefinitionwriterxx May 18, 2013