A fork of Rural Dictionary
To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.
Don't worry, I got it covered.
When OMG and no way had sexual intercourse, NOMG was born.
Did you hear the news? If you stick your head in a toilet, you will get pink eye!
NOMG! Let's go try!
Stomach fat. But a better way to say it.
Dude, I seriously need to kill baby pudge.
Who's that?
My stomach fat.
What does that mean?
I'm still fat......
A pencil to spare. Do you ever seem to misplace your pencils right before exams? Have no fear! Someone one has ought to lend you a spencil!
Person 1: Does anyone have a spencil?
Person 2: What the hell is a spencill?
Person 1: A pencil to spare, silly! Everyone knows that!