Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 02, 2004

swagger

Your penis, dick, genitals; the scrotum; a Johnson; your special place, as House would call it.

Curtis got mad big swagger son.

by LRS May 26, 2007

lie

To rest; to recline.

Why don't you lie down?

by LRS November 17, 2004

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 24, 2004

28k

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

by LRS November 14, 2004

antonym

A word that has an opposite meaning to another word.

Jeer is the antonym of ovation.

by LRS November 17, 2004

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS November 18, 2007