A fork of Rural Dictionary
A show on Animal Planet, in which incompetent hippies attempt to stop Japanese whalers from doing their jobs. However, by doing so these worthless tree huggers only make fools of themselves.
While watching Whale Wars the other day, Matt and Kevin realized how much they hate Peter Hammarstedt. Unfortunately, he's a main character on Whale Wars.
While enjoying a vicious Bratwurst (look up if curious), one has the unfortunate experience of having dip spit land on his dick.
The first time Kevin experienced a Chili Dog, he was sure to quickly alert Matt. Matt was so disturbed he didn't dip or shit for a week.
While showering, when one feels the necesity to sit down due to a sudden rush of nicotine from dip and is so flustered by this, the perpetrator simply spits dip spit all over his chest, without a care in the world.
Bro, I had such an intense tenderoni today I nearly passed out.